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The Diaper Hyena™ - (hy-ae-na) 1.) One that stalks WAHM (Work-At-Home-Mom) diaper auctions and IN-STOCK online diaper stores with the intention of snatching/sniping a coveted diaper with either a reservation, a winning bid or being the first to add a newly posted diaper to their shopping cart BEFORE a fellow 'hyena' gets it! 2.) One who lives vicariously through the coveted purchases of other diaper hyenas. 3.) One who stalks the UPS, USPS or FEDEx man for the latest cotton comforts (a.k.a. 'fluffy mail') for her cub's bum. 4.) One who knows the websites of over 100 cloth diaper sewing WAHMs by heart or at the very least has them saved as a 'Favorite' in her browser. 5.) One who does not check their own underwear before leaving the house, but always makes sure that their cub has on a cute diaper just in case anyone should happen to witness a diaper change. 6.) One who will change a perfectly clean diaper if there is a slight chance of scoring a cloth diaper convert with the look of today's 'modern' cloth diapers. 7.) One who comes away from the pediatrician's office disappointed if no mention whatsoever was made regarding the newly received All-In-One Diaper on baby's bum. 8.) One who walks/talks/dreams about cloth diapers. 9.) One who has enough to say about cloth diapering that she can register over 8,000 posts on a diapering board talking about it!